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BRAAAAAAAAK! Oh, wait, I'm a duck, not a chicken. 'Ere, now, matey, don't hog the mike! Give it here for a sec, let's see how this sounds. ##################################################################################### WE ARE THE SENTINELS OF SKOWBO. FOR MILLENIA, WE HAVE STUDIED PURITY IN ALL ITS FORMS. PURITY OF FORM. PURITY OF FUNCTION. PURITY OF THOUGHT. PURITY OF ACTION. OUR WORK IS NOW COMPLETE. WE HAVE ACHIEVED PURITY. WE ARE TH

Reply to The Sentinels of Skowbo in Galactic Civilizations II GalCiv2 Forums

Ahh, what a lovely walk through the world-wide web... la, di da, di da... ooh, what's this place? ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP (initiate forced flashback reprogramming sequence) SENTINELS! SKOWBO! SWAMP! TEMPLE! PURPLE DUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (cough) G'day, Roy, wot's doin? Where do the special people hang out nowadays?

Reply to In Honor Of Stupid People in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

This just remined me of a lecture at uni a few years ago. The guest lecturer was talking about all increased litigation, insurance costs, disclaimers, etc. He jokingly said that soon, they'd have to have a warning sign about the folding seats at sportsgrounds or in this lecture hall. Someone coughed, and pointed out the "CAUTION: Seats are folding" sign behind the lecturer.