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Reply to NOW That's A Birthday Gift! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

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Reply to Miscellaneous and random things about me in Misc JoeUser Forums

I will add... He has a kind heart a very knd heart. He is a great listener, has the ability to make one laugh even if they are having a real bad shitty day. He is a great nurterer {?spelling}. Has helped me learn patience, IN HIS TIME NOT MINE. K I probably could go on for ever and ever but won't. You know how I feel I have one more thing to say though.... ELIE?????? NOW NOW NOW NOW

Reply to Tagged!! Twice. in Misc JoeUser Forums

K I will add one that is embASSing to me: I was just about 8 months pregnant with Jacob. we went to a wedding and I felt like I looked really good, now mind you before I was pregnant I weighed 101 lbs at 8 months I was pushing 160. Looks are in the mind of the beholder. anyways at the wedding reception I had to go to the bathroom, so Up i go, walked way across the room to the girls room, after I was finished I walked out and I pranced out across t

Reply to Tagged!! Twice. in Misc JoeUser Forums

had a boner, at 12 or 13 I lived in a constant state of boner. My mother called me and I turned around, she said what is that in your pocket and grabbed it, Is this where the phrase 'IS THAT A RULER IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME ?" comes from?

Reply to Who Decides? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

if someone tells me I hurt their feelings, I believe them and apologize. It is not up to me to decide how they should or should not feel.

Reply to MY Best Friend is Gone. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I am just getting in figured i see if you wrote something to see just your words, it makes me feel better. I did take a piece of your heart with me and I left part of mine their as well. When you wake up tonight or tomrrow, look for me in the corner I will be there

Reply to THE NEW BILL OF RIGHTS in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

Add one for you: RIGHT TO BE ABLE TO FIND AN ENGLISH SPEAKING WORKER AT KOHLS OR TARGET DEPARTMENT STORES HERE IN NH

Reply to Death to Watermelons! in Humor JoeUser Forums

maybe he swallowed too many watermelon seeds and he peed them out and made a big splash on the water which splashed over the seat, I hate pee on da bowl.

Reply to Run! in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

Great read Elie...Thank youi !!!

Reply to Needle Freak in Writing JoeUser Forums

ALL I can say is ...WOW Elie, Sure did paint a picture for me, Iknow I have never seen this side of you so I am glad you were able to paint this picture for me/us. Do not stop writing like this, was very well written.

Reply to President Bush Responsible for LEAK! in Misc JoeUser Forums

LMAO ELIE omg did i ever need this laugh right now. TY TY TY

Reply to Who is your best friend? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Sally yes we did actually start becoming best friends online before we actually met face to face. thank God for airplanes lol

Reply to Who is your best friend? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

This is Michele, Evenn before I read MMs response I knew my answer . My best friend bar none is MM. He has been my best friend for what going on 4 yrs ?? Even before we met each other face to face I considered him my best friend. Not a day goes by without me thinking of him, wondering how he is doing today and sure as shit within minutes of me thinking of him the phone will ring and it is him. We have such a tight connection it is truely amazing.

Reply to Truth or Fiction? You the reader decide. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Someone a while back had told me this story, not sure if it is true or not but sounds like a good story

Reply to Death of An Old Friend in Misc JoeUser Forums

K personal request DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT throw away your Great GREEN ROBE. Im thinking that a certain frenchgirl would love to wear it when she comes in MAY. It gave you comfort and peace, I am thinking it should give comfort to someone else.. LIKE ME lol Smooch

Reply to I am so glad to be male! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I for one am glad you are male too.....enough said

Reply to OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Lmao.. umm would you believe I did not fall for it? I love crab, but find it a big painin the ass, and really not a lot of food. I much rather have a huge lobster dipped in melted buddah... yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, damnit now I feel like eating seafood..

Reply to NO! Not me! He MADE Me do it! in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Good subject elie. As a recovering alcoholic I have heard the Phrase "made me do it" A lot, hell I used it for an excuse a lot before I finally surrendered. "He made me drink", "I lost my job, it made me drink", "I stubbed my pinkie toe, it made me drink" We know darn well no one can make us drink, we decide on our own free will to pick up that bottle and put it to our lips. No stubbed toe, lost job or man can make us drink. We use that as an

Reply to Curious, What does FRIENDSHIP mean to YOU! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

ummm I am 40 yrs and I think the last time I checked I was a female. Friendship to me means a lot more now than it did when I was younger. In highschool you/I was judged by the amount of friends you had or the kind of friends you had. Jocks hung out with jocks, brainie-acks hung out with brainie-acks and so on. There really was no mixing of the types of friends. I look back at that now and I am truly sad that we/I acted that way. I am sure I miss

Reply to The Last Words they hear in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

The kids and I each have a different saying to each other before bed . Jacob says simply I love you mom you know, I say to him yes I know and I love you too boodah( dont ask lol). Kelsey says night mom, sleep tight to which I say I will sleep as tight as a bug in a rug. Alyssa says hey mom I always say WHAT.. she says Just so you know I love you today and loved you yesterday and most likely will love you tomorrow. and Elie?? NOW

Reply to IF YOU Could Undo one single act what would it be?> in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

ouch michele. wish I had some words of wisdom to offer, but since we just got off the phone you know how burned out I am. No words of wisdom necessary my sweetest of friends. My dad was a great man, did all he could do for us all, so I know he knew how much I loved him.

Reply to IF YOU Could Undo one single act what would it be?> in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

The one act I would like to undo, I have a few but the one I will post is, turning away from my father when he came to say hi to me at the hospital while I was working. I came to realize he was not coming to say hi to me but was actually saying GOODBYE to me, he was dying and I couldn't see pass my grief to see it for what it was. He had said his personal goodbyes to each of his children and left me for last. If I could do it over again I would have

Reply to Thinking about going back to work, Update MARCH 29TH in Misc JoeUser Forums

You know I will back any decision you make, but I am also concerned on the toll it would take on you physically. I know this would be a great opportunity for you and you have so much to offer those still suffering. You are a beckon of strength and hope. maybe you could do this on a temporary basis, see how it goes and than make a decision as to whether or not you feel you can handle this without any detriment to your health. AND ELIE???

Reply to In DEFENSE OF 12 Step Programs in Life JoeUser Forums

While I am not sure on the statistics on whether or not alcoholism is hereditary or not I do know this. My mother came from a family of 16 brothers a;nd sisters. Their father was an alcoholic and 15 out of the 16 were as well, my mom as well. My mom had 5 children, myself and one bro are alcoholics, myself in recovery for 5 yrs thanks to AA. WHile I do not attend meetins anymore do to health reasons, I know that thru them they showed me that I was able

Reply to In DEFENSE OF 12 Step Programs in Life JoeUser Forums

Exactly what I tried to say in my reply to that blog but was not allowed to. But I knew you would find a way to express your feelings and had a feeling they would be one and the same as mine. Well done sweetest of friends