Did I say I have a problem with you noob stomping? No. In fact, I said it's entirely understandable because of the reasons you laid out.
You ARE looking to noob stomp when you join noob lobbies. Is it a terrible thing? No. AGAIN, it's entirely understandable.. want me to repeat that?
People under 200 games and < 41% are in no way good at this game and are complete noobs. You should know this.. you payed attention to stats before you left.. you know what your record was. That you're playing agains them now is again, fine, but realize that they ARE noobs.
The only thing I have an issue with is that you claim that you're not doing this (claiming the best 2v2 combo against a noob in an inferior combo makes even teams and that you don't noob stomp to get some games back under your belt to feel more comfortable playing again and which skills / items to get) and then on top of that complaining about someone who left a one sided game.
Also you don't have to wait 20 minutes if you don't want to.. I generally get games whenever I want against good people (unless it's like 5 a.m. and even then the europeans are usually on). However, it can definitely take a long time if you're not willing to kick noobs if you have decent stats and you are both together (high familiarity). It can be hard to get people to stay with the noob and play against you (speaking from experience).
I know about all there is to know about this game as it currently is.. so yes.. I will act like I know shit. I watch after myself just fine, but thanks for the reminder. Ya I play the game a lot... who cares it's fun