Banned for lack of literary content.

Banned 'cause its taken out of context and nobody puts it back.

Banned for backing up to the outhouse and missing the target by several feet, thus depositing the compost far away from the roses.

Banned 'cause them roses got thorns.

Banned for singing a song of sixpence to buy a bottle full of rye.

Banned for neglecting the all important ban, and also banned for who you are, whether you're standing, sitting, laying down or elevated in the clouds trying to get closer to God and any aliens who might be in the vicinity checking out the lay of the nimus cumulus.

Banned 'cause I was here @ 517517. No matter who nobody am and or whatnot. Penalty for double not banning is two greenbacks payable to to the guy next to you or girl whichever comes first.

Banned for being tardy and missing the opportunity.

Banned for ill-timing your arrival.

Banned for licking all the mock cream off the cakes in the kitchen and becoming ill.

Banned for being new page first poster and puffing up your chest while boasting about licking up the spilled cream off the floor when nobody else would.

Banned for nothing because I think your something something is actually nothing, nothing at all.

Banned for even less than that and a whole lot more