since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for not giving Moses directions to the bulrushes.
Banned for letting him break the stones.
Banned for throwing the stones in the Red Sea
banned for dying the sea red
Banned for triple dying to get into the sea of dreams.
Banned for swimming in the Sea of Love and getting pulled out by a lifeguard for attacking a little buoy with your rubber ducky. [pun intended]
banned by the pun gods
Banned by the bun gods for overindulging and that spare tyre.
Banned for flat tyres and nails in the road.
Banned cos they're only flat on the bottom.
Banned for flat bottomed floozies.
Banned for not going with Fat Bottomed Girls on bikes.
Banned for being thirteen of twelve.
banned for numerical nonsense
Banned for running interference for the numbers runner collecting his loot.
banned for looting by the numbers
Banned for numbering your undies 1 to 7, a pair for each day of the week... plus a couple of pairs numbered 8 and 9 for that unexpected soiling.
Banned for brown stains on the wall by Hu Flung Shit.
Or gray stains on the sheet by Mr. Completely.
Banned for too much laundry.
Banned for suds.
Banned for doing laundry while in the bathtub to save on suds and water.
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