@Starkers: your first wife was a facsimile?
Yup, she was a facsimilie of a woman, a fake; not genuine; an imposter; a throwback to something Dark-Ages and evil; a warted crone with a UI so hideous it'd scare Satan himself. Orright, maybe not quite that bad, but I have no good memories of her cos all the bad ones, of which there are many, supercede and outweigh them to the point where they simply don't exist.
Anyway, enough about her... I haven't eaten dinner yet. [e digicons]x_x[/e]