Banned because who said I wasn't going to lead you all into a trap?

Banned for whoever digs a pit for their neighbor shall fall into it themselves.

Banned because I never said I was digging a pit, I was merely going to trap everyone between a giant space station and a huge fleet of starships.

Banned for either intentional or unintentional reference to the wallpaper of this forum.

banned for the bigger the lie, the more likely people are to believe it.

Banned because if you think about it, there are many situations in which what I have mentioned happened.

Banned because I'm going to conquer the universe.

banned for not getting on a Jew for quoting Hitler

Banned because jew had better not mention that Hitler around here; you never can tell just who might be lurking.

Banned for potential antisemitism, both of ye.

banned for caring about racial/religious stereotypes

Banned for advocating the continued usage of stereotypes.

Banned for having advocates like that person.

I don't think that I've ever smoked a stereotype in my life... So I must not use them.

Banned for being confused.

Banned for confusing.

Banned for making me laugh.

Banned for laughing... I'm not sure what was funny about this...

I am now the helpless victim of confusion...

Banned for sheet.

I was the Jew, but whatever...

banned for I must carry over a conversaton from elswhere! Hey, M1 Garand bayonet: What kind? There were 3ish varieties. If you don't know them, show a pic or describe.

I would ask what number on the Garand, but there are far more factors than serial number.

banned for Jewish origin

Banned for origins of Judaism.

Banned because I was just nominated to be homecoming king.

The other three "joke" nominees are obviously gay. I wonder what that means?

It's also my father's birthday today, so of course my mother stuck three neon-colored "Don Leach For City Council" sings in our yard along with dozens of forks.

banned for monotheistic behavior

Banned for womonotheistic behavior.

Ryat, banned for usage of lowercase letters only.

Ah, well then just the other person would be banned for reason of antisemitism.