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Clues you've been playing too much Galactic Civilizations II

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Clues you've been playing too much Galactic Civilizations II

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Based on this post for a mod of Civilizations IV: Beyond the Sword: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=249675

Let's see if we can get this list all the way too 1000!

1. You hear an airplane fly by and shout "The Drengen are here! The Drengen are here!"

2. When you do the above, you get your plasma blaster and shoot it down

I'll post more later, now let's see your creative juices flow!
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Reply #51 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
81. As soon as you wake up in the mornings, you try adjusting your watch to reflect 50% on Research, 30% on Production & 20% Shipyard tasks while raising taxes to 100% just to see if it would have any effects on your normal daily routines (shaving, brushing your teeth, breakfast, etc).

82. Your room floor is littered with tiny biddy ship parts from your earlier encounter with opponents' fleet. But, as you bend down to look closely, you realize these 'items' are leftovers from the pizza crushes you've been having lately. You get binoculars to inspect these a bit further and come to the conclusion that a good vacuum round would be in order. Which you once again - delay.

83. You're having nightmares. You decide to consult a shrink. They give an appointment in three weeks - but, you insist on having it much earlier if possible before the next UP meeting as scheduled. They refuse to contact you anytime soon unless you explain this 'condition'. You reply by offering a Peace Treaty. Phone line goes dead.
Reply #52 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
1. You hear an airplane fly by and shout "The Drengen are here! The Drengen are here!"

2. When you do the above, you get your plasma blaster and shoot it down
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That is not cool and was not funny.
The Political Machine 2024
Reply #53 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
71. When you get home from work you see that:

-your wife looks like a Drengin and yells at you a lot

-your kids are brats and hate you like the Snathi

-and you are broke like a Yor bank account

Then you realize you accidently turned mods off!
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LMAO But soo true!
Reply #54 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
72. You try to make a comic about why VG Cats has never parodied GC2 (actually I might actually do a guest comic on VGC.com about this.)
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85. You start ordering your co-workers around, because you are the Emperor of a galactic Empire!

Don't try it...it didnt work out too well for me. ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
Reply #56 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
72. You try to make a comic about why VG Cats has never parodied GC2 (actually I might actually do a guest comic on VGC.com about this.)
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Let me correct that...
84. You try to make a comic about why VG Cats has never parodied GC2 (actually I might actually do a guest comic on VGC.com about this)

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86. The motivation for getting your work done is so you can go home and start a new game.

Hehe, gotta get some work done right now :)

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87. You move your desktop computer to the nightstand in your bedroom so you dont have to waste time walking to the study.

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88. You send Lord Kona a request to lower taxes in your area.

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89. You search the internet looking for some announcement that a researcher discovered 'Ion Drive'.......it has to be cheaper then gas, right?

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90. You use the GalCiv Journals as reference material for your book report for history class on a country(empire) of your choice.

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45. You see a black guy with an afro and think, "Holy Shit, it's Neilo!"

46. You compare hammerhead sharks with Torians.

47. You pray to the Stardock gods (aka Brad and the others) for the return of Netro Mancer.

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91. You completely repaint your room with Hull_Trim_Engine schemes - monthly. So far, your favorite has been Thalan's from April. But, wait 'til you get to the Krynn's splendid greys.

Reply #64 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Just testing Digicons to see if it all works; :yes: :frogboy: <3

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46. You compare hammerhead sharks with Torians.
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A Ferengi fucking a hammerhead shark = Torians

Reply #66 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

A Ferengi fucking a hammerhead shark = Torians
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rofl

Shit, my reply was out of order.

 

92. You start a religious movement and call yourself the Krynn.

Reply #67 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting GeneralEtrius, reply 12
45. You see a black guy with an afro and think, "Holy Shit, it's Neilo!"
End of GeneralEtrius's quote

That's what I was thinking.

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96. You'll only upgrade your car if it means putting in one more weapon or defensive system, or the enginge change increase speed by minimum 1 pc a month.

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97. Most of your friends don't know how to tell you this, politely; Every Halloween parties, you always wear a Yor disguise and they wish you could be more 'creative'... this year, you will try a Korath gear.

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98. You convince your girlfriend to dress up as a hot Altarian chick for Halloween.

99. You see a picture of a bright blue bird-thing, and think "Hey, it's Kryo!"

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100. You see a Frog and yell "Hey Frog Boy! Whens GC3 coming out?"

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100. You see a Frog and yell "Hey Frog Boy! Whens GC3 coming out?"
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We have to wait for the TBS fantasy game first.

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101. Now that the Beijing Olympic games are over, you're trying to MOD an athletic theme for your personal use; Jamaica will be in with Bolt as the fastest scout and most of the colony ships will look like divers, you're planning on inserting Phelps too but, as a full 8 pack ship style. Gold, Silver & Bronze inspired too.

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102 - You are reminising with family about the "good ole days" and you remark. "Hey, remember when the GC2 forums actually worked......"

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103 - You can't remember what tactical combat is like.