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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3551 Top
Dang Rum Runners. Fired up the engines and passed us while we were drinkin their entire stash. Got a new recruit. They won't stay that way long.

To arms!!!! Prepare the Guns!!!!! Roll out the sweeps.
Reply #3552 Top
GALLOP GALLOP GALLOPNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAND OVER DAT RUM YA WEEVIL'D SEADOGS!NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
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Here it is :VOMIT:
Reply #3553 Top
This was not very nice!
Started my game and did all the normal stuff.. sudenly everyone was coming to me 'oh the torians are so bad' etc.. finally i get explored enough and the torians have so many plantes scatterd.. everyone got wipied out in the end untill i allied with teh yor who were allied with the torians.. the torians declared war on me and the yor countered.. As we were getting our buts wooped i managed to bribe my way to victory!! Lol
Reply #3554 Top
Hegetaga - I hate it when an alien civ gets most of the map. >:( They usually get my first alpha strike up the :SURPRISED:

Whole Crew - There's a new recruitment thread up. Stop by and help G.R.O.S.S. become G.R.O.S.S.er! :D
Reply #3555 Top
Booom!!! there it is
Boom!!! there it is..
Large Maso 48k... Not bad. Not bad. Rum Runners within sensor range. That's a pretty former top 25 medal Kit. Hope you get the current one back....
Reply #3557 Top
It was horrendous my last map.. Large Abundant on normal since im so bad at all this. STarted next to drengins who quickly leaped in power. They declared war on me, the fools, and I beat them to militray tech till they sued for peace. AFter that allied with em and took over defenseless plantes till everyone but us were wiped out. Turned on the drengin and proceeded through a grueling extra long campaing of destruction, my terror star was kickin ass blowing up stff and my two super rangers were moping up their fleet. Anti matter missles and overlords = fun!!.

So I go on for a bit blowing stuff up and finally get peace, grab their tech and blow up planets again. I hit a major peace since my terror was out of range and suddenly some disgrunteled worker kills their leader! worse they get free ships from someone all named Die Humans.. not a problem but still.

Anyway the drengin got their buts kicked in the end. My two terror stars.. levl 19 and 5 respectively descended upon their last planet and capital. Alderan

Alderan was destroyed with the terror stars combined firepower and lots of laughing and cheering ensued. Consequently the highest point game ive ever had. :CONGRAT:

I will also point out I was researching the last tech at that time like some 100 monts left or something. so it was a while
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Reply #3558 Top
I always wonder how vader felt blowing up leas home planet.

Now I know LOL LOL LOL
Reply #3560 Top
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[/shameless plug]

Cheers,
Bam-Bam
Reply #3561 Top
:VOMIT: There ya go! A gigantic piece of space under the Jolly Roger! I was frustrated that I couldn't get a huge crippling up to at least 25k without milking so I just did this one.

It was horrendous my last map.. Large Abundant on normal since im so bad at all this.
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:p Abundants give me headaches. I stick to rare.

STarted next to drengins who quickly leaped in power.
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Started next to Drengins also, but they stayed pretty weak.

worse they get free ships from someone all named Die Humans.. not a problem but still.
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Gotta love "Die Humans!" LOL

I will also point out I was researching the last tech at that time like some 100 monts left or something.
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I'm not getting anywhere close to the end of the research. :notsure: I just don't have the patience I guess.
Reply #3562 Top
No, BamBam! NO!!! DON'T TELL THEM! Arrgh. Now the secret's out. :SURPRISED: The next thing you know, Kit's going to show up, hold our SUCCESSION GAMES hostage, and demand our booze!

Oh this is a disaster. (:(

Can somebody please put the genie back into the bottle? LOL We didn't mind so much the one-eyed puppies, but not the SG's. NOT... THE... SG'S! :sniff!:


- Sirian
Reply #3563 Top
And I wasn't even thinking about that... but now... ;)

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I got the captured space pirates event! LOL I am deeply honored to find recognition for our empire in the game itself. :CONGRAT: I let the pirates go of course. :HOT:
Reply #3564 Top
I got the captured space pirates event! I am deeply honored to find recognition for our empire in the game itself. I let the pirates go of course.
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I always choose the option of gettting the location of the booty, then keeping it for meself. HEHE.

We have a new kiddy show we produced to start airing on Fellowship and MWC tv's everywhere.

Pontius the Pirate
Can he steal it!!!
Pontius the pirate
YES HE CAN!!!!
Reply #3568 Top
From KitWarrior:
To combat frigid temperatures and declining morale, emergency shipments of booze have been requested. Please take a brief moment from your busy schedule to assemble all of your spare booze. Illegal alien pornography and delicacies would also be greatly appreciated. Message ends....



OK, we will send copies of Torian Tushy and Drengin Derrieres along with some watered down Bacardi and a couple barrels of Torian Tornadoes. Heck, we'll even toss in some pipeweed too.

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Reply #3569 Top
OK, we will send copies of Torian Tushy and Drengin Derrieres along with some watered down Bacardi and a couple barrels of Torian Tornadoes. Heck, we'll even toss in some pipeweed too.
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Keep the halfling stuff. Just send the booze. We'll take it off your protection quota. :)
Reply #3571 Top
YOu guys need a theme song
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It's gotta be the "Doom song"! Any Invader Zim fans out there? In particular, any Gir fans? "Doom, doom, doom-doom...."
Reply #3573 Top
Everybody! :D

doom doom doom-doom
doom doom-doom doom
doooom
doooom-doom-doom
doom
doom doom-doom-doom
doom-doom-doom-doooom
doom-doom-doooooom
doooom
doom doom-da-doom-da-doom-doom
doomi-da-doom-doom
doomi-doomi-doom
doom
doom-di-doom-doom
di-doom-doom
doomi-doomi-doomi-do
doom-di-doom
doom-doom-di-doom
doom doom
Reply #3575 Top
Thats the motivational music that kicks in every once in a while. But it has a little thing that tickles your subconsious.
you know another voice proclaming doom to all those aliens out there.


Doom, to the torians, Doom to the drengin, Doom to the whales, doom to the ecosystem, doom to alien scum, etc...