Virtual Blogging

What do Virtual JoeUsers look like?

from JoeUser Forums
Ah - the simplicity of modern technology...

create a 3D virtual model of yourself - and then dress accordingly!!! No more all day shopping trips with the girls, trying on everything in site! The looks of the latest designer threads on you are only a click away!!!

Virtual Model!

BAM!!!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Awww I wanna share my fat arse model with the rest of the world . The clothes were, hmmm! I can happily say for once I did not enjoy that shopping trip, hehe!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
- talk to some of the skinners around here, I am sure they could design the virtual Sall J a real nice outfit

they could probably give you bigger boobies if you like as well!!

ah... the internet... is there anything it cant do?

BAM!!!
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
...bigger boobies is NOT what I need, you think they can sort me out an arse reduction though? , hehe! Can we not show off our virtual selves?? I want to share my poorly dressed self!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I dont know, you should be able to link the image... right click on the picture, and go to properties, and it should have the URL there... copy and paste accordingly! I checked it out earlier, but i didn't have time to link it.... I also dont really know if it will work :S

Do you know who Sir Mixalot is? big bums aint that bad

You could be like my friend mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg! kekeke....

BAM!!!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok, you have to realise I'm pc retarded, as in many other ways, so I tried linking it, but didn't work, oh well JU will probably be a happier place for not seeing the virtual me!

Haha Sir Mixalot huh, fraid not ! Men seem to like a big bum, what is that about? Mine is trying for world domination, so hmmm!

Hehe! So silly!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
hahaha... I can't believe you dont know who Sir Mixalot is... find some and download it... go here for the lyrics

here is a small extract if you cant be bothered

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

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Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
OMG!!!! I love that, I just never knew who it was by! Going to download it now hehe! It will amuse my boredom for a short time !
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have to go to bed

you go and get your groove on hun!

BAM!!!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe one word for you LIGHTWEIGHT

Thankyou for that, I'm shaking my big butt as we speak! Have a good sleep, hehe!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

The looks of the latest designer threads on you are only a click away!!!


Muggaz~all my clothes are thrift store rejects. So is there such a thing as "designer" Salvation Army threads! . Very humorous blog! Nice way to start the day. THANKS!


~MadPoet

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muggaz - Quoting Sir Mixalot gets you both an insightful rating and a begrudging link on my blog.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sir Mixalot helped so many ladies with complex's about big bottoms!!! I imagine thats why he was knighted!!! kekeke..

They aint bad at all ladies - eat that chocolate bar!!!

Madpoet - I didn't mean designer as in your brand names... I am not all about that... i was thinking more about making your own Jedi robes, or Vampire suits, and seeing how one looks in those kekeke...

BAM!!!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Don't you be encouraging my world domination!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Jedi robes

 

A freind of mine one SSG Vince Calangelo always wanted to a few sets of Stormtrooper armor and have us just sit out on his lawn drinking beer until someone called the cops. Then again he he was also recently sold a full set of Roman Centurion armor including gladius. Maybe he was just into gay porn outfits?

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes... a Darth Vader suit walking around in a Mall would be ideal... I dont imagine you would have to make a purchase... a mere wave of the hand and a threatened force choke would get any dark lord what he desires in a shopping centre!!!

Would someone really call the cops if the saw a storm trooper on a lawn? If so, that makes the prospect all the more enticing... Imagine the conversation...

Cop - "um, hello there, what are you doing?"

Stormtrooper - "I am just enjoying a few beers before I have to go to fight the rebel alliance, those damn upity Jedi will be the death of us all"

Cop - "right - you cant do that in your own home?"

Stormtrooper - " you obviously haven't been stationed on a star destroyer for months on end... I know they are big an all... but the claustrophobia is intense... cant a clone enjoy a little sunshine and beer in his garden before embarking on an outerspace mission"

Cop - "No, your are freaking out the neighbors... go play Jedi inside!"

BAM!!!