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Reply #26 October 5, 2016 2:01:43 PM
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Quoting sydneysiders,
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"take 2 tablets and go to bed".

*goans

 

Starkers knows knows he's old because the candles cost more than the cake, and he's so old they canceled his blood type!

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Reply #27 October 6, 2016 8:55:33 AM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
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Starkers knows knows he's old because the candles cost more than the cake

That's nothing!  They haven't made a cake big enough to hold all your birthday candles.

In fact, you're so old, they replaced your blood with hydraulic oil so you don't completely fossilise and seize up.

As for Jafo having to take two tablets, well he had some [age related] difficulty so rang Samsung: "How the fech am I supposed to swallow these big bastards?"

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Reply #28 October 6, 2016 9:45:25 AM
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Luckily my birthday cake is as fossilized as I am...and stone candles? Nah, only a volcano can burn them.

But you? Your cake comes with a soundtrack...no, not the birthday song. The soundtrack from the big bang (or was that the Big Toot-Toot?). 

 

 

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Reply #29 October 6, 2016 11:27:29 AM
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Quoting starkers,
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As for Jafo having to take two tablets, well he had some [age related] difficulty so rang Samsung: "How the fech am I supposed to swallow these big bastards?"

who said anything about swallowing?

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Reply #30 October 6, 2016 11:32:08 AM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
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Luckily my birthday cake is as fossilized as I am

So that's why your birthday party guests find excuses to leave early.... long, long, long before the chainsaw comes out to cut the darned thing.

As for the sound-track that comes with my cake, that's Trogladite by The Jimmy Castor Bunch

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU[/video

And you're so old that you knew the Trogladytes earliest ancestors on a personal level.... as a doctor even 'birthed' the very first Trogladytes family's kids for 'em.... like how far back in BC was that?

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Reply #31 October 6, 2016 11:35:10 AM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
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Luckily my birthday cake is as fossilized as I am...

 

ahhhh..that would be explain the conglomerate layer...it was once a sultana cake... 

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Reply #32 October 6, 2016 12:34:54 PM
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Starkers...there's nothing older than the big bang. End of discussion. Mwahahaha! Oh, and pink is definitely your color! 

Syd...I told 'en to make it out of several twinkies (they last almost as long as starkers is old) but they didn't. More's the pity.

But I'm really proud of Syd...despite her age, she doesn't feel old. In fact she doesn't feel much of anything until noon and then it's time for her nap.

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Reply #33 October 7, 2016 8:30:37 AM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
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or was that the Big Toot-Toot?).

the pic where it  says inflation , shouldn't that be deflated

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Reply #34 October 7, 2016 1:25:20 PM
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Quoting mrs_starkers,
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the pic where it  says inflation

Well, I was referring to 1) His waist and 2) the inflation stage of the early universe...deflation? Well, didn't want to bring it up (nyuk, nyuk).

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Reply #35 October 7, 2016 11:08:35 PM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
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Starkers...there's nothing older than the big bang. End of discussion

Yes there is!   And you were there.... handing out laxatives to constipated angels.

And pink maybe be my colour on days that begin with P, but it suits you better every day.

In fact, I'll bet you're wearing your fave pair of frilly pink undies right now... and your lacy black suspender belt and black stockings.

Truth is, however, you're so old that you taught Methuselah's 900 y/o great, great grandpappy how to cross-dress in style when he was just a lad.

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Reply #36 October 8, 2016 10:29:05 AM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
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Well, I was referring to 1) His waist and 2) the inflation stage of the early universe...deflation? Well, didn't want to bring it up (nyuk, nyuk).

aaah yes I should have noticed that lol

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Reply #37 October 9, 2016 6:34:11 AM
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Everybody is so old the new handle is......"Old Farts Inc."

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Reply #38 October 9, 2016 7:47:48 AM
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Quoting Uvah,
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.."Old Farts Inc."

ill pay that one hehehehe

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Reply #39 October 10, 2016 2:17:13 AM
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Quoting Uvah,
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Everybody is so old the new handle is......"Old Farts Inc."

Now you mention it, you're so old that your farts contain gas particles from the big bang... and your heartburn is caused by volcanic ash you inhaled during the first prehistoric eruption.

 

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Reply #40 October 10, 2016 2:42:40 AM
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sorry for being late but happy birthday Doc

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Reply #41 October 10, 2016 4:08:19 AM
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Quoting basj,
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sorry for being late but happy birthday Doc

You're only late cos you're so old that your grandpappy naps can last for weeks at a time.

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Reply #42 October 10, 2016 6:16:29 AM
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*little off topic*

Being so old is one thing but......fat....something else. You know someone is fat...fat...if one half wakes up in New York and the other half wakes up in LA.

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Reply #43 October 10, 2016 10:01:13 AM
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Hehe, I knew a woman who was so fat the only thing that'd go 'round her was the park railings.

Then there was the bloke who was so fat he had a second navel where his 'winky' should have been.

Not forgetting about the woman who was so fat she bought one of those telescopic arms used for power pole maintenance so she could reach to wipe her backside.

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