Well, it makes sense that all those pounds of curried cabbage would require an eight inch waste line, at least........ otherwise the toilet would constantly get backed up.......oh, wait a minute....you said waistline not waste line, sorry My bad!
Not to worry about the waste line.... got the plumber in to install a 2 foot reinforced pipe for that... plus a tungsten reinforced pedestal, to be sure, to be sure

Hi youssef. Hope you know we're just kidding around.
Yeah, there's one or three lunatics about the place, but they're harmless... and rather friendly. 