Banned for busting your motorcycle out of the kennel.  By the way it still smells like dog wee.

Banned for helping the farmer's wife catch the 3 little pigs and cutting 3 slices off their bum to make bacon.

BTW: banned cos you were filmed peeing on my bike and it's now in the hands of my lawyers... suing for the peeling paint and rust issues.

Maybe you should bottle that stuff and sell it as paint stripper, degreaser and weedkiller.  

Banned for alerting the world to Herman's urinary issues and why he no longer plays Monopoly with youngsters who don't suffer with incontinnence.

Bbanned 4 inconclusive alphabeticalness.

banned for making things so soupy

Banned for leaving the fillings out of the sandwich so's you could skimp on ingedients but still charge full price.

banned for nonsense to the enth degree

Banned or not specifying the nature of said ban or for its reason

Banned cos I feel even better when I ban you.... then there's the enjoyment it gives everyone else.

Banned for one enjoys his work/duties.

Also banned cos I'm sick n' tired of being sick n' tired, so there.

banned for sinking in

Banned for having a dingy with bubble gum patches.

Banned for hating on gubble bum and.... blowing indiscrete bubbles in the bath.