banned for not knowing instinctively 

Banned for ignoring the trees growing in Brooklyn.

Banned for getting windy again and blaming the dog for it.

Banned for being in the vicinity to be rightfully blamed.

Banned for assuming left is the other right because it ain't. 

Banned for doing the Macarena while singing the Hokey Pokey poorly and out of key too.

Of the Banning Statute:

Title III, Section C, Paragraph  2a as footnoted in the tiniest of dog prints.  "No person, and especially Starkers, may ban any dog merely for being a dog even if said dog is howling the Hokey Pokey while dancing the Macarena on its hind legs and inciting complaints of excessive noise in OZ. 

Any person, and,especially Starkers, who violates this most revered (by dogs) Statute shall have their Motorcycle Banned and thereby impounded at the WinCustomize Kennel Club whereby, all dogs will have free visitation rights for purposes of raising a hind leg and washing Starkers bike for a period not less than  the time needed for the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies to attend their next after work mingle." 

Furthermore, any attempt to alter, nullify, void, stop or quit this most important Dog Protection Statute will immediately cause your hairy berries to shrink, your dribbler to leak, and your hind side to flatten and get wrinkled.

Wow Starkers I thought you would have read up on the Banning Statute before trying that one.

Oh crap Starkers I think you just triggered the attempting to nullify clause.  I'll just give you a quick Ban so you can clear out before everything on ya starts shrinking, leaking and flattening.

banned for mocking other people 

Banned for innate illegalities designed to foster and or promote individual agendas designed to undermine title III section 2a thru s of the doggy recusal code that signifies conformity with dribble and piddle clause of title IV section 4c of the Banning Statute as set forth in the ninety ninth congress of these United Doggy Places. 

Banned for head toonings.

Banned for all of the above.