Banned for feet so big that people can see you coming around the corner before you get there.

Banned for marketing corners

Banned for the wholesale marketing of old and new corners to local authorities and other interested parties.

Banned for ignoring my credentials and going on a witchhunt about this, that and none of the other when it has been so long since you had some of the other it has completely gone from memory and will one day be recorded in the annuls of time if the time keeper deeps it appropriate to record something everybody else would rather forget.

Banned because banning is never unreasonable.

banned for eating potatoes with apples and ice cream

Banned for not liking puds in spuds 'cause suds and buds with muds and kuds luds duds xuds fuds guds huds juds nuds quds ruds tuds vuds wuds yuds zuds do too. 

Banned for getting dudded by the biggest dud of them all.

Banning all dud buds and flat suds.

Banned for ruining the bacon.

Banned 'cause I like mine screggs ambled.

banned for wanting shriveled up, oversalted, dead muscle tissue and fat of a domesticated pig

banned for using hacked grass seed mixed together with water and baked and then smeared with overly processed legumes