Banned 'cause dry beats wet and slippery trying to dance a jig.

banned for jigs and squirrels

Banned for settings below par.

Banned for underachieving, subpar, failed banning attempts.

Banned for sending a submarine to look for subpar when it got lost.

Also banned for having an elongated appendage and scaring the nurses.... Pinocchio would be oh so jealous.

Banned for giving antibiotic more of your time than other aunts.

banned for uncle munching.

Banned for revenously devouring your salad dressed in womens undies.

Banned for munching on hospital food while hanging your foot outside the bed with a mirror taped to it so you can look up the nurses uniforms.

True story: that's what my friends and I did when we were were long-term inpatients [almost 3 years for me] and got bored shitless.... not that we could really ever see anything. The nurses knew what we were up to and some even had a bit of fun with us.

Banned for going to see the downtown girls so you could be an upskirt man.

Banned for hands up the skirt

Banned for upskirt issues.