banned for going over the under pass

banned for breaking the bread of the spaghetti monster

banned for making time move so slowly

Banned for quickly slowing down time.

Also banned for feet so big that shoes don't fit but the shoe boxes do.  

Banned for illegal wrestling holds in a boxing ring.

Banned for illegal thinking and triggering an alert at minds r us is minding u.

Banned for removing all joy from life by disallowing triggering. 

I hope my ban triggers somebody today, because triggering is good and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and (maybe) more able to handle life's little challenges.  And it's fun, too!   

Banned for safes.

banned immediately for zoning violation Title I Section III Paragraph A Sub 2.  "No Party may ban someone to the safe zone without the prior written consent of the Safety Banning Commission".

Banned for handing out money and not giving some to me too.

Banned for unscheduled leaking in the wild.

Banned for listening to an Informercial and covering your leaker with tape and glue.