since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for impersonating Al Bundy to get shoes for free.
Banned for dressing up in a red wig, stretch pants, high heels, red lipstick and saying "AL I'm home".
Banned for descriptions of indigenous OZ inhabitants.
Banned for confusing the Wizzer of OZ with the Wizard of OZ
Banned for unleashing your wizzer and twirling it 'round to make a loud humming noise like a bee on steroids.
Banned for sampling the sound and trying to sell it to Cardi B.
Banned for I would never.... I wanted to sell it to Liberace but his ghost wouldn't hand over the bucks.
banned for making my life miserable
Banned for neglecting to mention your 99.9% contribution to that perceived misery.
Fact is, you're only happy when you're miserable, so stop complaining and be happy at what you do so well.
Banned for climbing on a Soap Box while your wizzer was out of the barn.
Banned for it was a cereal box and my wizzer was so definitely in the barn.... was zipped up tightly in its stall to prevent it getting at a 'rather warm' mare as in heat.
Banned for mare stalking.
Banned for it was the mayor.... and leave my stalk alone.
Banned for stalking in sito.
Banned for you're the second person to have a go at my stalk.... if I wish to go stalking through the woods I shall.
Banned for adding more wood.
Banned for going into the woods and coming back with a backside full of splinters.
Banned for failing to get wood when the mayor wanted to stoke the fire.
Banned for fiery monologues.
Banned for returning to the soapbox just to make a 1 sentence monologue and pestering Mr. Mayor with your wood issue.
Banned for not recognising a beer box when you see one.... and hands off my wood. If you want wood, go to the saw mill like everyone else.
Banned for putting beer cans in a soapbox just so you could call it a beer box and excessive wood polishing while drinking beer standing on your soapbox.
Banned for obsessions with soapboxes and wood.
Banned for adverts on splintered soap.
Banned for splintering soap bars into several pieces thinking it'll save you money.
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