Banned for hammering bans that ban banhammers.

Banned for chewing nails in the hopes that spitting battleships will result in less sinking in the mud. 

Banned for knocking Woodstock.

Banned for not knowing that Uvah is old enough to have been doing the Twist at the first Woodstock.

Banned for thinking you're like Doctor Who and can visit various time lines in your car.

banned for hitting on a blue police box

Banned for being bigger on the inside than you are outside.

Banned for not clearing up the oddities in your own backyard.

Okay, then, banned for keeping oddities in your bedroom and not even letting them out to play silly buggers on Halloween.

Banned for booing politicians privately at home and not doing outdoors to show your mettle.

banned for the classic tin foil hat. Now on sale at Acme. Get yours today. You might need it. It also comes as part of a survival kit just in case Marvin gets a a bug up his wazoo and decides to send his minions to switch heads again hoping they'd get the orange one first and put on a fat lady's bottom. 

(good one)

Banned for two three four two six and change.

banned for rocking around the clock