since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned because the soothing light at the end of the tunnel was just a freight train entering from the other side
Banned for getting toe stuck on the track.
Banned for being a fan of helicopter copulating.
Banned for flying in the face of obfuscation.
banned for surfing in the main stream
Banned for sipping rip currents.
banned by the riptide
Banned for detergent in your undies.
banned for getting your panties in a bunch
Banned for twisted knickers in the daytime.
banned for capping the night off with a game of twirl the old bag
Banned for bagging twirls and not curls.
banned for curling the mountain tops
Banned for cheap toppings.
banned for pulling the plug on the tub full of pudding
Banned for ring around the collar.
banned for collaring the woodchippper
Banned for splinters in the haystack.
banned for needling me about it
Banned for needing the needle to stop needling the need for a needle.
banned for scratching the record
Banned for recording Mother Nature getting dressed.
banned for thinking it was something worthwhile
Banned for oversimplifications.
banned for underwhelming pontifications
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