since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for when they said "walk tall and look the world right in the eye', you walked short and looked it right in the fly.
Also banned because brain damage only occurs when you attempt to be funny.
Banned for sores on your instep. Too much on your hands and knees. And whoever thought up spelling knees with a 'k'? Like the 'ph' for an 'f' or a 'gh' for an 'f' or threw and through. Why not just thru and save paper space. Or even read 'reed' or read 'red'. Somebody give that dude a dinkleberry for confusing the s**t out of folks.
banned for mocking the holy language of english
Banned for erasing all but the periodicity. So there...
Banned for advocating bad language and wanting to Americanise the English language.... next you'll be wanting to remove symbols from Chinese and end up saying totally different shyte.
banned for starting your fridays before me
Banned for starting your Saturdays after me... and still being in Sunday while I'm getting into Monday and suffering Mondayitis.
banned for not vacationing it to extend the weekend
Banned for taking a vacation during the height of the fall-ing down season, sorta.
banned for falling down on the job
Banned for falling up the stairs backwards.
banned for not seeing the talent that is required to do so
Banned for rasteritis.
banned for scaring away all the others
Banned for attempting to be normal.
banned for assuming this is normal
Banned 'cause I gots the IP.
banned for not putting the PU
Banned for PU can stink up a storm.
banned for storming the belfries in your bat costume
Banned for batting in the top of the tenth after the game was called due to lack of interest.
banned for changing the whole game before i was ready
Banned 'cause the aftermath was a blank.
banned for blanking out on too much game meat
Banned for stringy munchies.
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