WTF is going on?

I'm totally lost in a green cloud...gak!

Don't you know that ignorance of and innocence from starkers barkers is bliss?

This sparkling old farter named starkers,

His fart for no money would barter.

He could roar from his rear

Any scene from Shakespeare,

Or Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado.

Wouldn't it be be appropriate to do this to bankers??

There once was a filthy old banker

Who'd  become a terrible wanker

So just for a lark

We fed him to sharks

But instead he got chewed up in the propellor of a tanker. 

Better????

So you wouldn't care if the banker fed to pihranna instead???

So the gnashing of pihranna teeth on a banker's butt wouldn't please you?? 

Bare bones, as long as they're smitten, bitten and sh!tten (new tense, there) aren't yer glad they're "gotten"? 

Where is the weather nicest, the liquor cheapest and the laws laxest with no extradition?

Do you think Ronald Biggs Liked bankers??? 

Yes... and should we party at their mansions afterwards?

starkers, No, but I reckon he liked trains , Ed, you know I think you have loads of integrity?

You're confusing the road with me aren't you?

Aren't we talking about integrity?

No, don't you know what's why I asked you?