1) Everyone who has bought a computer game in the last ten years knows the basic restrictions in an EULA; aside from EA's addition to article 3, subsection 12, in which "The company reserves the right to tie the license holder's hands behind his/her back and rape him/her in the ass", all EULA's are basically the same.
1b) That's neither here nor there; piracy is a completely different animal than an EULA, because anyone who purchases the game understands that there is an agreement of some kind, and so are allowed to avoid buying the game should they find agreeing to an EULA to be objectionable. A publisher can't decide that a pirate doesn't deserve that torrent.
2) Germany requires the EULA to be displayed in the store; not much use to Americans, just putting that out there.
1) Bullshit.

Take any two companies, compare their US EULA's, then come back and tell me that crap. There is no standard, and a lot of them are pages long. It's neither rational nor reasonable to expect anyone to remember all the bullshit in the last one they read, and it likely only vaguely resembles the one they're buying. One license will give the user the right to modify, another will restrict the making of backup copies. One license will give the licenser a unilateral right to terminate yours without cause, another will only have unilateral termination on your part. You can't even go by companies, they change them regularly in an attempt to close methods of reverse engineering by banning more and more normal actions or preventing things they just don't like, such as used sales.
1b) When a company will refund me not only the purchase, but the effort involved in aquiring and returning the game, then I'll give them the time of day. For sake of simplicity, I'll accept full refund on any shipping costs both ways and minimum wage and gas reciepts when I go to a physical store.

Till then they can go fuck themselves, I'm not returning shit. I will simply ignore them in perpetuity when they inconvenience me. If the EULA were actually enforced, such as EA turning off Spore servers, a company can actually steal from their customers in a perfectly legal manner. Niether here nor there or more applicable than the argument against pirates?
2) Very nice, I consider this an acceptable method of sale. After sale is a violation of the already agreed upon sale of a good for a price with no such EULA stated.
What is it about the idea that people deserve to be paid for their ideas that you find objectionable? (For that matter, if you are so against intellectual property, where would the "mutual benefit" come in? I'm curious here.)
What is it about idiocy that it always propogates to saturation without being labeled as such? Objection is irrelevant, just as objection to the idea of leprechauns and pots of gold at the end of a rainbow are irrelevant to the reality that there are no leprechauns or pots of golds. The rainbow itself is not a physical object either. I do not have to object to the idea of finding a pot of gold to state that there isn't one.
Cultures around the world have needed to be convinced of something so normal as owning property to start with. At least that preposterous concept based on fiction has a physical object attached to it, even if arbitrary to the point of being physically unrelated to the legal definition. Do you own all the ground underneath your ground? If so, how deep? What about the dirt that gets moved about by walking? When you actually think and analyze the concepts behind property laws, they're fiction. It's not a convention based on reality, it's a mutually beneficial method of doing things that is adopted for the sake of simplicity. You own a parcel of a specific size and shape on a roughly two dimensional plane at a specific point, where the dirt on it ends up is irrelevant. It exists to serve a purpose, not because it reflects reality.
IP doesn't even have that, there is no physical item, a thing, to start with. It's literally all in your head. It doesn't exist. The book isn't intellectual property, even the original manuscript is simply a copy of it. Intellectual property is the pure fiction in your head as you write it down. It has not, does not, and likely never will exist in a physical state short of a breakthrough in technology of divine proportions. You can't steal something that doesn't exist.
People came up with copyright because of this. Not intellectual property, copyright. They aren't the same thing despite the wishful thinking of many. By creating a work, you are entitled to exclusive copyrights under copyright law. You're not even arguing your actual points, talking about ideas and intellectual property instead of works and copyright, which are what legally apply. Copyright is almost rational. That specific work is an object, an existing thing. It may be digital or some other method of storing it such as phonographs, but it exists. However, copyright law itself is still just a construct. There is no object taken when you copy someone elses work. They have lost nothing because the copy doesn't exist. It's created when you copy it. Copyright exists purely for the purpose of rewarding the creation of works in order to fuel that creation. The author benefits from the originally short term copyright, the public benefits from the addition of the work. There is no intrinsic value to the idea beforehand.
Potential versus reality. You're married, your wife is a sex addicted slut, your daughter is a sex addicted slut. Potentially, you have two gold mines. In reality, you have two sluts. Yes, you could farm them out for money, but you actually have to farm them out and make a lot of money off them before they become something other than the sluts they are. You can't lose something that you potentially have, why you potentially have it is irrelevant, you never actually have it until you do. This is why it's idiocy to equate copyright infringment with theft.
Before anyone argues over intellectual property, coming up with an idea is irrelevant. I come up with ideas on a regular basis, almost none of them are copyrighted. I'm too lazy to note it, but I'll rescind all rights to any posts I've made which are some of the few thoughts I have that make it to the status of a work. You also come up with ideas, for instance, when you need to take a shit, as soon as you get the idea to do it, you've just created intellectual property. There is no way to and no one would want to actually try and protect this, thus it's not. Making it illegal to think about taking a shit would do absolutely nothing to progress society. If it were actually enforced, one would have to shit themselves wherever they happened to be without even noticing. If one applied such a standard to everything, we'd all need lobotomized in the womb to avoid infringement.
Now, as to your assumption. Thanks to "The Odd Couple" we have an excellent example. "When you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME." One of the greats.
I'm already an ass regardless, but it holds up. You assume I have a problem with people being reimbursed for their work simply because I don't buy the idiocy that copyright infringment is theft, and consider arguing it as such to be a sign of mental defect. The idiot above calls it theft, equates downloading a torrent with stealing a boxed set of DVD's out of Walmart. They are physically unrelated to each other, conceptually unrelated to each other, and legally unrelated to each other. In no fucked up country on earth do they amount to anything even vaguely similar in any way. One steals from someone a physical item that took money to create, one is the lack of a potential sale of that physical item.
People regularly assume I am a pirate simply because I don't blame pirates for pirating games published by dispicable companies that regularly shaft their customers. I consider it a prudent, logical action. Pirate it first, then buy it if it's safe to. When EA releases a game, doesn't support it, turns off the servers a few months later, and leaves you hanging, EA deserves to be pirated. It's poetic justice, karmic retribution. It may not be legal, but I'll cheer them on before I consider someone a criminal for violating the copyrights of a company that's decided to make a living shafting them. I might feel sorry for the developers that work for them, but when you deal with the devil you're going to get burned, and that's essentially what a few of the major publishers have decided to be. Mutual benefit requires that one actually benefits from their purchase, which is all to frequently not the case.
What I actually do, as opposed to the swashbuckling menace to society that I am regularly assumed to be to my continued amusement, is spend most of my discretionary funding on movies and games that I have a particular interest in, and usually only after researching them to make sure they're safe. I prefer the sale to be mutually beneficial, as copyright is designed to do, instead of getting nothing for something by purchasing a broken game that doesn't live up to the sales pitch in any way. I support those that deserve my support, ignore those that don't, and attempt to convince idiots to argue the actual issue, instead of picking this absurd theft crap up and just spending pages arguing over whether it's theft to start with. Morons the lot of them.
Edit: WTF on the quotes? I have a block of text between two quoted sections that I can't unquote?