Here's mine:
Sly 3:
(Sly has just tricked a gaurd into leaving his post)
Bently: Any problems with that guy?
Sly: He said he wanted to be buryed in is mom's pasta sause.
Bently: Yeah, that's...that's strange.
Evan Almighty
(Evan spots sheep in his car)
Evan:SHEEEP!!!